allmymetaphors:

I hate kids who brag about being drunk or high but I hate kids even MORE who brag about how much better they are because they don’t get drunk or high

You are both terrible please stop

carasalimando:

half of me is sappy and romantic

and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted

i don’t understand

bethegirlonfire:

wilhelmina—adelaide:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh)

all my followers just silently judge me i can feel it

(Source: fuckwoo)

  • English: I love you
  • Spanish: Te amo
  • Italian: Ti amo
  • Russian: Я люблю тебя
  • German: Ich liebe dich
  • French: Je t'aime
  • Chinese: 我爱你
  • Croatian: Volim te.
  • Hungarian: Szeretlek
  • Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

hey there delilah what’s it like in T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕ F͎͕̄Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜ DḘ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕PT̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞F͎͕̄ H̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕L̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅL̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚

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181,051 plays eye of the tiger Green Day Mikayla Dargin's Album

music-thestrongestformofmagic:

onlytheocean:

joycemultiplechoice:

21stcenturydookie:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

this forever and ever and fuckin’ ever

Hahah 

HAHAHA brilliant.

OMFG

You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

(Source: tommyshawsboots)